UrbanDictionary.com/dagga: "Marijuana, used in Africa. Literally 'Holy Smoke'"

You gotta love this email (spam) i got. I use Bitch Bitchards as my name at times. and this is what I got:

Date:	Wed, 10 Nov 2004 15:06:51 -0800
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Subject:	urgent attention/next of kin needed.

Dear Bitch, I am Barrister Tony Williams a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Mr. PHILLIP LEBLANC BITCH a national of your country, who used to work with Nigerian National Petroleum Company (NNPC)here in Nigeria. On the 21st of April 2002, my client, his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along sahgamu express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several Enquirer's to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where these huge deposits were lodged. Particularly, the finance company where the deceased had an account valued at about USD$10.5million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at USD10.5 million dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money. 60% to me and 40% to you I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please contact me urgently by email at: barrtonywilliams@hotmail.com and send to me your telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss further about this transaction. Best regards, Barr Tony Williams Paid advertising Get your free NoTrax toolbar here: http://63.173.226.3/notrax.htm SPAM-PROTECTION KEY: 6mua8ezo4fv23jtk9ryvdxge See http://www.moomia.com/spamcheck.htm

Guess I better be quick on helping him out. after all, we are family. hahahaha
I wonder if people actually fall for this?

Damn, a lack of weed and I forget to blog for a month and a half.

Well, I'm back now. Had a little disllusion (sp?) a bit ago, so it made me not sure if I wanted to do what I was planning with this blog.

See, this blog is about slack and how it pretains to life. Namely, slack and my life. But as my life sucks, maybe not a good idea. Plus as slack sometimes means "liberating" stuff from the evil corporate empire that controls us.

Well, someone was stealing my slack, as a store that will remain nameless, used video tape after the fact to have me arrested and charged with Theft 3, which is just shoplifting. See, the changed shoplifting to theft because it seems like its a more serious crime. I didn't get busted in the store, I got busted months later when a lame seattle cop (which describes most of them) decided to stop me because it was reported that I was involved in "suspicous narcotic activities" which was really funny because I wasn't. The best part was, when it was discovered that I made a bowl of weed on me and a pipe, that wasn't considered the "narcotics" that I was doing. Then the cops go on to say that I was either shooting herion or smoking crack behind someones house, by their gray truck when they chased me away. I supposedly got mad and came back and set their truck on fire. I found that all pretty funny myself, mainly since I had proof of where I was when this was supposed to have happened. What really cracks me up, is the cops kept telling me that I was lying to them, when it reallity, they were the ones who was lying to me the whole time. But then, thats okay, gots are allowed to lie to people. And yet, the courts take their word as absoulte.

Anyways, they wanted to give me 6 months jail time for that (the theft charges), which they ended up giving me 45 days of home monitoring. you know, the electronic ankle braclet. Whish is great, because I don't really do much anyways, all pretty pointless.

The best part? I "liberated" so much stuff from that store that if I did have to do 6 months in jail, it would of still be worth it.

Small note to store managers, if you leave stuff out with no sort of security measures, yes, people just like me, some better, most worse, are going to take it. Mainly up on a street like Broadway in Seattle, where all the drug addicts hang out at. (which I figured is because there's a bunch of places that buys used stuff, which is a junkies greatest friend)

So, since i've been lazy on this, I decided to get back into gear. No one reads this blog, of course, but maybe, someday, I'll have something to say that people might be interested in. but i'm not holding my breath. Anyways, it's a good way to practice my typing, because god knows I don't type enough (joke).

I got into the World of Warcraft beta, which means free playing for a couple of weeks. I also have like 6 DVDs of Star Wars Galaxies 2 week free trial, which is good until Jan. 15th, 2005, so unless I give them away, I can play (new character each time) SW:G for awhile. 'cept the game sort of sucks, so I probably won't.

I got a free charactor on EQ that I usually play (Bisot on E'ci) but since i'm doing the wow i haven't been playing.

Slayer Dude!