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You gotta love this email (spam) i got. I use Bitch Bitchards as my name at times. and this is what I got:

Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 15:06:51 -0800
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Subject: urgent attention/next of kin needed.

Dear Bitch,

I am Barrister Tony Williams a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Mr.
PHILLIP LEBLANC BITCH a national of your country, who used to work with Nigerian
National Petroleum Company (NNPC)here in Nigeria.

On the 21st of April 2002, my client, his wife and their three children were involved in
a car accident along sahgamu express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately
lost their lives. Since then I have made several Enquirer's to your embassy to locate
any of my clients extended relatives.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the
Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.

I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my
client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where these
huge deposits were lodged. Particularly, the finance company where the deceased had an
account valued at about USD$10.5million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the
next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now I seek
your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same
last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at USD10.5 million dollars can be
paid to you and then you and me can share the money. 60% to me and 40% to you I have all
necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I
require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through.

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect
you from any breach of the law. Please contact me urgently by email at: and send to me your telephone and fax numbers to enable us
discuss further about this transaction.

Best regards,

Barr Tony Williams

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Guess I better be quick on helping him out. after all, we are family. hahahaha
I wonder if people actually fall for this?


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